White Rabbits, Brown Rabbits, Wild Dogs or Spitting Cats!

Pinch! Punch!

First day of the month!

If you pinch me back watch out for a surprise attack!

A kick and a flick for being so quick

A poke in the eye for being so sly

A burp and a fart for being so smart

A punch and a slap for answering back

A step on your toe for being so slow

A kick in the dick for being so quick

A bite and a fright for being so right

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No Returns!

Welcome to the first day of the month - hope you enjoy it once your bruises have calmed down!