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Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don’t do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.

Kissing is more hygienic & healthier than shaking hands.

Chickens with white earlobes will lay white eggs, while chickens with red earlobes lay brown eggs.

Gustave Eiffel, designer of the Eiffel Tower, enjoyed a successful career as an architect despite having dyslexia and a paralyzing fear of heights.

Rabbits are sexually stimulated by the scent of talcum powder.

Professional sumo wrestlers pay income tax based on body weight.

Whales, dolphins and apes are the only animals, other than humans, known to commit suicide.

Pablo Picasso created some of his greatest works while wearing nothing but an apron and his favorite sandals.

Field mice always sleep facing the northwest.

Buzz Aldrin left a Playboy magazine on the surface of the moon.

There is no word for "yesterday" in the Eskimo language.

Albert Einstein could never remember his own phone number.

Cuttlefish are chronic masturbators. They only ever stop to eat, or, if they still have the energy, to mate.

Coconut milk can be used as an antiseptic.

A pigeon produces its weight in droppings every eight days.

Ear wax and orange peel contain equal amounts of Vitamin C.

Grizzly bears have remarkably stretchy bladders - they can go for up to three weeks without urinating.

During mating season, the testicles of some fruit bats become so swollen that flight becomes impossible.

The ancient Greeks invented synchronized swimming.