WEEK 5 YOU HAVE NOT CONVINCED ME!

DONT SEE YOU AS A BUSINESS PARTNER!

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE!

For someone who had been on the losing side for the 5th time, in week 5 of the process was it a surprise to say goodbye to Riyonn?  The one who didnt know the difference between an elephant and a rhino, didn’t get the toy task in which he was PM and couldn’t relate to the target market set, instead he saw it as an opportunity to create a moronic dance to go viral that even the youngest of children would find boring and pointless!  He thought a mortar board when going to Oxford & Cambridge was to do with plastering, didn’t know when WW2 started or finished – need I go on?  He was an all-round disaster and not someone who you would invest 250k in!

On being fired, this all-round entertainer who has had small parts in films and theatre, claiming to have been Eddie Redmayne’s double of the character Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts - looking at the image – which one is he? Answers on a postcard!

Now he has set his sights on presenting This Morning – don’t think Phil the Silver Fox is quaking in his expensive boots worried by this, nor do I think the public would warm to this rather silly face pulling individual who likes to be seen as a bit of an entrepreneur on the side.  "I was asked to be on Dragons Den, but said no as holding out for The Apprentice" – oh woe is me to be so much in demand Riyonn! Perhaps you could give Deborah Meaden a quick buzz!

On exiting the process he was quick to state that others were weaker than him which is true – week 5 brought a number of people into the stupid limelight and like a lot of viewers I was surprised that Lord Sugar didn’t go for a hat trick and rid the process of all those sat in the boardroom in front of him!

WEEK 4 - ROCKETMAN!

ITS NOT ALL WHITE!

WEEK 4 - WHEELIE BAD IDEA!

WEEK 3

MR EVERYTHING!

WEEK 3 ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY .........

WEEK 2

BESPOKE A JOKE!

WEEK 1

WHAT AN ANIMAL!

Ace Poker Face

Riyonn Farsad

Performance of his life or just staged?

From South London, his CV on Linkedin confirms he has been an Events Manager for 4 years concluding in 2016, as well as an Actor from 2014 gaining parts within films and TVs up to the current day.  He has appeared in a small part ITV Jackyll & Hyde & as a stand in the 2019 version of Aladdin as a double for Jafar.  

He also invented a tabletop party game called Auditions (bit like charades with a twist) where the funding raising to get it on the top of the table was cancelled after 14 days from only raising £349, gaining 13 backers who only pledged £27 each. 

That said he has divulged he owns a little black book full of multi-million-pound ideas so moving on quickly to page 2 …….Lets hope he remembered to pack it!

In September of this year he became the owner of a business called Middle Eastern Kitchen which one can only conclude is what it says on the tin due to limited information available! 

Promoting himself as fun, smart and someone who gets on with everyone having never met anyone who doesn’t get on with him - really?  Perhaps appearing on The Apprentice will provide him with a very new experience in more ways than one! 

His mantra is why work for someone else?  This is great, even though a tad impractical mantra unless you have got heaps of money to invest into a fabulous business idea – but come on that’s why he is on the programme so he must have an absolute stunner of a project plan up his sleeve to present Sir Alan with …..

He believes by putting on a poker face it will allow him to come out on top – so lets hope the acting skills kick in!

And if his unshakable confidence fails to impress Lord Sugar, he always has his banging impression of Beyonce eating a hot chili to fall back on.

Watch this space……